I wrote a quick reader insert fic based on this post from murmursofmiddleearth which is a super amazing blog :) I may feel like writing a couple more short fics if I get inspiration so don’t hesitate to message me if you have a good prompt in mind.
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates —
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Me: My friend likes homestuck by the way...
Sister: Are you serious!? Who's her favorite? Does she ship JohnDave? What is her otp? What is her zodiac? DOES SHE SHIP JOHNDAVE?!
Me: W-What... WAIT, YOU JUST SAID SHIP AND OTP! NOBODY SAYS THAT EXCEPT FOR... YOU HAVE A TUMBLR, DON'T YOU!?
Me: YOU DO!
that car looks like a fuckin computer mouse